Inevitabilites

Some we have, some we have yet to experience:

· Owning several dogs
· Encountering a snake
· Getting a flat tire
· Going to the disco
· Showering with a spider
· Riding a horse
· Milking a cow
· Running a bull off the road
· Getting wet
· Misinterpreting
· Getting bitten up
· Receiving unexpected company
· Stepping on a cockroach (hopefully with shoes on)
· Chasing cows out of your yard
· Flicking bugs from your hair
· Shaking bugs out of your shirt
· Getting ants in your shoes
· Losing power
· Driving into a ditch